She's probably right. But it's her birthday, and she's mad. And while an excess of precious metals isn't exactly a recurring problem in my life, we all know what it's like to be too stubborn to dignify someone with the lecture they deserve. Which is where passive aggression, reckless driving, and throwing things come in. Since jLo is clearly the most glamorous angry woman out there, she's giving you the tools you need to step up your rage game and do passive aggression the sexy way.